A geek, a stud, and a nasty girl all swirled up. Swirl is the story of Amy, the geek that everyone picks on at school. All the students agree, she’s awkward and weird. But when her arch-rival, Bailey, finds out that Amy has a crush on Chad, Bailey sets in motion a scheme to humiliate her. So at an after-school party an incredible twist occurs. Could it turn to murder? David Stanley presents Swirl. It’s revenge of the nerd … sexually that is.
Add yet another insane-asylum-themed porn to Kira Keener’s resume with Swirl. This time Kira plays Amy, a cheerleading teen who just wants to make the squad. In fact, she wants it so bad she dreams of screwing a studly jock just to get a leg up. Well, as you can imagine, she gets two legs up as said jock rams her via missionary and side-spoon. But is her dream date real or just a figment of her sexy imagination? Well… It’s soon apparent Kira is nuts and is pining away for her imaginary beau, Chad. A fellow student, Cheyne Collins, takes advantage of her mental state by fuckin’ her next to his truck (Hey, “Chad said so,” or so he claims). A doggie-style pump gets her in the end and her perfect olive-skinned tits receive a gooey reward. Things take a dark turn when Kira’s cheerleader rival (April) kidnaps her and reveals that she is in fact her abandoned sister…and, boy oh boy, is she pissed at being dumped by her parents for Kira! Meanwhile, various teens frolic in the locker rooms, boning up for exams by…well…boning – and we get a b/g and a g/g romp. To paraphrase the great Joe Bob Briggs, you get teen-fu, cheerleader-fu, locker room-fu, trampoline-fu, cowgirl-fu, missionary-fu, doggie-fu, and straight jacket-fu. — Critical Rating: AAAA (AVN)