Vivid presents Statues. Directed by Paul Thomas. She had porcelain skin, his was alabaster. She was his dream, he was her rock. Her secret garden was a statue garden.
Lori Michaels is a librarian. Like most unfortunate souls who spend their lives up to their glutes in text, her sex life exists primarily in her imagination. And hen there’s something to do with a statue garden. Puzzling. No matter, though – the sex here, all of which is quite nicely photographed, manages to come about all but independent of any bothersome central narrative.
Of said coital content, Michael’s opening coupling with Julian is especially easy on the eyes, as is the all-girl triad featuring Dee, Leanni Lei and a cute brunette.
Generally, though, erotic intensity obviously ran a distant second to the quality of the visuals when the Grand Agenda for this production was laid out, and that, of course, is just fine. Still, those of your fans who are looking for erotica with an edge will be best directed elsewhere. — AVN
