It’s the most anticipated superhero clash of the century … and it’s a porn parody! Legendary director Axel Braun and adult powerhouse Vivid Entertainment proudly bring to life every porn loving comic-book geek’s wet dream in the blockbuster Avengers vs. X-men xxx: an Axel Braun parody, and it’s even more awesome than you imagined. So grab your lube bottle and watch your favorite superheroes square off in more ways than one, in the movie Hollywood never dared to make!
It’s the most anticipated superhero clash of the century … and it’s a porn parody! Legendary director Axel Braun and adult powerhouse Vivid Entertainment proudly bring to life every porn-loving comic-book geek’s wet dream in the blockbuster “Avengers vs. X-Men XXX” parody, and it’s even more awesome than you imagined. So grab your lube bottle and watch your favorite superheroes square off in more ways than one in the movie Hollywood never dared to make! — Critical Rating AAA 1/2 (AVN)
Two themes take center stage in director Axel Braun’s latest enjoyably hardcore sci-fi parody. One relates to the plot: the search for identity amidst tragedy. The other relates to the sex: the brilliant invention that is superhero costume crotch zippers.
After the apparent murders of multiple Avengers and X-Men by Onslaught, the fate of each group is in question. Cue Magneto’s selfless offer to lead the X-Men and Charles Xavier’s school, a move nobody seems thrilled by, but is ultimately deemed preferential by the X-Men to not kicking some Avenger ass.
Crotch zippers make every act of fornication on this disc possible, starting with an attempt at sexual persuasion by Kitty Pride and ending with a team-building interracial three-way. Even Wasp’s super sexy sucking of Banshee’s cock in a superhero nightclub requires the cooperation of a crotch zipper. Mockingbird’s anal from Captain America follows some extended cunnilingus, proving that some superheroes do eat pussy.
